September 10, 2021

Biden introduced a series of executive orders aimed at defending the country from the selfish stupidity of the unvaccinated. What do the orders do?

1) Biden has instructed the Department of Labor to require all employers with 100+ employees to ensure their workforce is fully vaccinated or show a negative test at least once a week.
-> He then pointed out Fox News already requires this, among many others. Spin that Carlson, you racist ventriloqual dummy.

2) There will be vaccination requirements for all federal workers, and federal contractors.
-> 75 days to comply or to receive a religious/medical waiver. Many folks about to find God. (then meet their maker after getting sick)

3) Vaccination requirements will be expanded to cover those who work in hospitals, home health care facilities, and other medical facilities.
-> If the hospital accepts Medicaid/Medicare, they must comply. Tough luck for my anti-vaxx nurse friends.

4) The Transportation Safety Administration will double the fines on travelers who refuse to mask.
-> You gotta pay, to play stupid games. You act up, you get smacked up… with fines.

5) The Defense Production Act will be used to increase production of rapid tests, including ones that can be used at home.
-> That’s good news for all of us vaccinated hypochondriacs.

6) The Department of Labor to require employers will give employees paid time off to get vaccinated.
-> The very last carrot you are ever going to see on the issue.

Biden’s support on his handling of the Coronavirus has been slipping… While anti-vaxxers were always against Biden, I can only assume the drop in approval is from the very annoyed vaccinated people who were promised normalcy. This is Biden’s answer.On one hand I wish he had done it sooner… but I get why he waited. He gave as many carrots as possible- now its sticks. Soon it’ll be cattle prods.

NYC is requiring proof of vaccination for gyms, restaurants, and performance venues.
Los Angeles is requiring vaccinations in schools for eligible students.
I expect these measures will be adopted in every big city.

The only criticism I have about Biden’s EOs is that 75 days is way too long.
The fall is coming. Delta is a monster. We’ll be damn near December by then- We saw Coronavirus spike last year when the cool weather hit. When the temperature drops this year, Delta will be everywhere.

Parents with children at home, get your kids vaccinated as soon as it becomes available. If they are too young to be vaccinated, don’t allow the unvaccinated around them… I don’t care who they are. Nothing to feel bad about, their safety takes priority. You’ll want to start thinking about wearing masks in public again, if you’re not already. If you need to take your children with you to the grocery store- do it outside peak hours. And if strangers try to talk & play with your child -and they will- politely tell them: We don’t know you, so back your ass on up.

If you’re the kind of person who loves saying hi to babies at the grocery store- no disrespect. We love the compliments, but we don’t know your vaccination status, so be respectful and keep your distance.

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