September 14, 2021

I can’t pretend to understand how these California recall elections work. All I remember from 2003 was a pornstar and a little person running for office, along with like 50 other candidates. Somehow the Terminator came out on top of the pile and became Governor.
Now that was a shit show.

This time around they are trying to recall Gavin Newsom. Now, I don’t know much about Newsom except that he is a very dashing man. A silver fox. I have a wife and two daughters; I’m completely secure with my masculinity and sexuality. I’m just saying you got to admit Gavin Newsom looks like the Hollywood actor who should be playing Gavin Newsom if they ever made a movie about him. Besides, it’s long past time we objectify men in politics. Have fun with it, most men in office look like Jeff Sessions.

Anyways, for a while the recall looked like it could happen- until Californians realized a recall of Newsom meant replacing him with Republican Larry Elder.
Now I don’t know much about Elder either, except that he was a conservative talk show host, as well as a black man who supported reparations.

….but -NOT- like you are thinking…

No no no… Elder once suggested that white slave owners deserved reparations after losing their property. He said like it or not, black people were their property, and they deserved compensation when the government took it from them. This guy is like a Dave Chappelle character come to life.
Polls are wrapping up here at 11pm.

On one hand there is Gavin Newsom who faltered some on his Covid response and the wild fires.
On the other is Elder, who is already calling the election rigged, wants to repeal mask & vaccine mandates…. and suggested if we are going to start handing out reparations, we should be compensating the descendants of slave masters for their losses… ehh, free black people.

I have faith that Californians will do the right thing here…
But hell, crazier things have happened right?

Update: Gavin Newsom defeats the recall and remains Governor of California.
Cost for all this: $276 million dollars.
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